Wednesday 12 October 2011

Sloth Addiction


After the dream comes the reality. I'm back at university! Studying lots, learning lots and generally just shivering in my big old house (no double glazing= potential pneumonia come December, bring it on). What morphed into a travel blog may just turn into a blog about, well, who knows. Musings, anecdotes and pathetic attempts at humour? Watch this space....

Well at least I have an excuse to return to Barcelona....I'm learning Catalan! Going well so far, it's fairly easy to understand but the pronunciation can be rather complex- take, for instance, the word parallel: paral · lel. Yes, that strange dot in the middle of the word was intentional. Nevertheless, being the language geek I am, I think it's going to be a lorra lorra fun....

In other news, I have a part time job! Sounds right up my street if I'm honest, I'm going to be working as a Student Ambassador for an organisation called Routes into Languages, a government funded project which aims to enthuse young people to study foreign languages at G.C.S.E., 'A' and even degree level. I'm going to be giving presentations in local schools about the benefits of studying languages, running campus open days, film days at the local Tyneside cinema (check it out if you live anywhere near Newcastle, amazing independent cinema that shows contemporary, classic films as well as foreign language ones. Great fun and so much better than the multiplex.) All in all, I'm excited....

Enough about me- check these out:

  • Back into Vice magazine again. Still pretentious, but actually quite hilarious, plus the travel articles are just so interesting. Saw this and fell in love with sloths. My new favourite animal I think. Not sure if Father Christmas will deliver on that one though... I challenge you not to squeal in delight. http://www.vice.com/en_uk/the-cute-show/sloths

  • If the Smiths were reborn and went on a 'gap yah' to Africa, you would get Fool's Gold. Love them. Also check out 'The World is All There is'.


  • Going to see them in Glasgow in December, cannot wait.

  • Heard this on the Budweiser advert and remembered how much I like this song.



Also got myself some coloured jeans. Better late than never...



Monday 19 September 2011

Picture this

We've decided on a 'Year Abroad Feature Wall' for our new house, given that all 7 of us have spent the last year of our lives living it up in France, Spain, Italy and China (!). Our difficult task is to find photos that correspond to 11 or so devised categories. Here are some of mine and why I chose them...

How can you sum up a year of your life? Here's my best shot.

1) The 'really nice food' photo. Taken from our Thanksgiving meal, November 2011. Home made stuffing (bread and celery, who'd have thunk it?), sweet potato mash, corn, home made cranberry sauce, roast turkey (*cough* chicken), green beans, more mash and all washed down with bread and cheese, French style. The day before Thanksgiving, several of us spent a few hours peeling, chopping and cooking. I picked up the 3 chickens from the boucherie, dragging them home with difficulty the morning of Thanksgiving. The Americans took control in the kitchen and delivered the goods. Brilliant night- too much food and a pub quiz followed by even more brilliant leftovers.


2) The 'local festival' photo. Take one cold December evening. Take a load of language assistants. Take 25,000 other revellers all crammed into Nancy's Place Stanislas. After downing some red wine, we oohed and aahed as Nancy showed us what it was made of. We watched as the story of St Nicolas, celebrated in Alsace/Lorraine on 6 December was projected onto the buildings of Place Stan, accompanied by music, dialogue and fireworks. 30 minutes of brilliance was followed by a night out where our Irish friends taught us all to Irish dance in L'Envers, Nancy's club with its very own SLIDE. This was the life.


3) The 'city where you lived' photo. Place Stan, forever in my heart. Meeting point du jour, I'd often meet Jackie there after she finished work. Whilst waiting I'd sit and people watch.Then we'd go get food...


4) The 'funny sign' photo. Found in a cheap supermarket in Brussels. Self explanatory.



5) The 'photo from another country you visited'. Budapest, Hungary. Just too cool. Thermal baths, Hungarian folk dancing, stew, amazing red wine, Communist walking tours, ruin bars and dubstep. I want to live there.


6) The 'nice scenery' photo. Taken near Nancy's Parc St. Marie, 2 minutes walk from where I was living. I was walking back from a school trip at the end of October, just as the Toussaint holiday was beginning when I took this photo. My favourite season literally on my doorstep.



7) The 'favourite' photo. Being the world's most indecisive person, I don't have favourite photos. Here are some of them though, enjoy...



Wednesday 14 September 2011

Parc-Life

Parc de la Pepinière, Nancy, France. No rain!

Ladies. If you fancy yourself as a bit of a voyageuse, (like me), check out the Travel Belles, a website for females with a real passion for independent travel. Each month readers are invited to contribute to the site across the 'virtual café table' to discuss travel questions and share those unforgettable travel experiences.

This month’s question just happens to be…

‘What’s your favourite spot to have a picnic?’

I’m a firm believer that food always tastes better when eaten outdoors. Perhaps this was thanks to countless days out with the family whilst growing up. Memories of pork pies (Google it if you’re unfamiliar, just don’t count the calories), cheese sandwiches and Hula Hoop crisps take me back to an age where the Spice Girls ruled the airwaves, Sabrina the Teenage Witch ruled the TV and the Furby ruled the playground. Times have changed, but my British picnic food still hasn’t.

A great picnic can happen anywhere. All you need is sunshine (we’ve had about 4 sunny days in the UK this year, so choose your day wisely) , food/drink and good company. And folk/ ambient music if you’re feeling slightly pretentious...

As for my favourite spot I thought of a few favourite picnic locations before settling on the city of Nancy, France. Granted, it’s not the most famous of French cities, but it’s where I worked, partied and lived for the last year, making it a very special place indeed. Nancy’s city park Parc de la Pepinière makes for the perfect spot, situated just behind main square and meeting point du jour Place Stanislas, a World Heritage Site, no less.


Our very own bourgeois pique-nique

On a beautiful Sunday afternoon in April, armed with fresh bread from the boulangerie, Quiche Lorraine, olives, cheese and fresh strawberries from the nearby farmer’s market I headed to the parc with friends. Watching the world go by in France is a favourite pastime of mine and that’s exactly what I did after almost exploding from gluttony/sheer happiness after the pique-nique. I watched as loved up couples laid down picnic blankets complete with hampers, baguettes and organic produce (how bourgeois of them! I can merely imitate). I saw families eating in the sunshine, taking the beloved family dog for a walk and groups of friends casually sipping on supermarket wine, cautiously looking behind their shoulders in case the parc wardens were watching. It is France’s notorious love of food that gives a French pique-nique that reputable je ne sais quoi. Maybe it was the atmosphere in the park that day, maybe it was the way I was feeling....everything was perfect. Yet something was missing. The rain.

Tuesday 30 August 2011

Post euphoria...


...come the blues. Not the full on 'life is shit, can I just piss off back to France' blues (give it time) but the overwhelming sensation that this last year of my life will be hard to top. That and the fact that I have to go back to university and study. And pay over three thousand pounds for the privilege. Bleurgh.

I'm loving....
  • cups of tea
  • cake
  • the pub (continental Europe is definitely missing something)
  • Newcastle. My first love :)
  • The 80's. Music, fashion, the lot. My era I think.
  • The BBC
  • Bed
  • Beyoncé. Finally saw her Glastonbury set, amazing!
  • Football. Particularly this...
  • This....

I'm not loving...
  • speaking English constantly. Boring.
  • the fact that young people in my town look exactly the same. Boring.Same highlighted hair. Same loudmouth attitude. Same dodgy tan. Miaow!
  • the fact that Chesterfield has not changed. Initially comforting, now just frustrating.
  • English coffee. Boring.
  • This. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/26/stormy-bank-holiday-weekend-weather. Too hot for me in Spain, too rainy in England-never satisfied.

Sunday 14 August 2011

The End. Enfin.


I'm home. It sucks. Well it doesn't, but 'home' just doesn't compare to the bright lights of Continental Europe. It's over, but knowing that I'll probably end up doing it all over again reassures me slightly...

Thought I'd leave you with this. I wrote it during my last week in Nancy in April 2011, typing away as I tried to avoid packing my life up and moving on to pastures new. It sums up how I was feeling throughout the final term in France, oh the euphoria. :)


Tales from the industrial heart of France. Nancy -je t’aime.

The other day as I came out of the train station in Nancy, I arbitrarily decided to take the Place Saint Leon exit, the exit I had taken upon my arrival in France on a rainy September night in 2010. The memories came flooding back instantly of that 10 hour journey from Chesterfield, England to Nancy, France (chez moi for the last seven months). So much has happened since my arrival in the industrial heart of France I can hardly believe it’s all coming to an end.

Integration in France got off to a good start when three days in I caught sight of myself in a car wing mirror. Wearing a stripy top and carrying a baguette under my arm (the beret and garlic were to come later), I had already ousted my inner Française. Perhaps it was this pivotal moment that set the ball rolling for what was to become an incredible seven months.


After learning I would be teaching in what is known as a ZEP school in France (that is to say a school which is given extra funding and more autonomy due to the generally underprivileged area (quartier) in which it is situated) I had my reservations. The looks of pity I got from just about every French person I came across in Nancy during my first two weeks as I told them I was working in the Haut du Lièvre quartier nearly drove me insane. Matters were made worse during my first day at work when I discovered one of my students had a dog called Sniper. I was more than a little concerned….

Fast forward a couple of weeks of teaching and strikes broke out across France (no surprise there- they were striking over Sarko’s decision to raise the normal retirement age for public pensions from 65 to 67). Luckily my school stayed open throughout the protests that almost ground France to a halt (schools were closed and fuel supplies were running out).I became blasé about seeing manifestations (protests) that had seemed so exciting at first, although found it hilarious when one of my 6ème students facetiously declared he was on strike when asked to take his pencil case out of his bag. Luckily hardly any of the teachers chose to ‘faire grève’. The P.E. teacher who spends every moment of his spare time fishing went on strike, only to remain chez lui. When asked by another teacher if he went fishing while the strikes were going on, he chuckled ‘Pas d’essence’. No petrol. Mais oui.

As I worked in a ZEP school, there were students who had real behavioural/ personal issues that often made teaching English a challenge. There was also the task of teaching English to students who could barely speak French. Take B, a 13 year old 5ème student who came to France last year from Algeria where he never went to school- he looked after the family goats. I couldn’t expect to perform miracles- the general level of English at school was below the national average, but oh was I going to try…

Oh and when they got it! That made everything worthwhile! When I had an enthusiastic group who were prepared to speak (and make mistakes), teaching was thoroughly enjoyable. My favourite classes were the 4èmes with whom I made a television programme in English. I helped groups of students write scripts before filming them and putting everything together to make a 30 minute video. Everyone got involved (including the deputy head!)- there were presenters, sports stars, weather forecasts and even a film preview. The tables soon turned when two of my students politely requested that I present the weather forecast for Britain. Nerve-wracking to say the least- and I was speaking my mother tongue!

As my school was a small one (around 250 students and 30 staff members), I got to know everyone pretty quickly. I often went out for meals with the history-geography teacher who has visited EVERY country under the sun (or so it seems). There’s also N, who advised me ‘Il faut manger locale’- ‘You must eat locally’ when it comes to finding a French boyfriend and A, a French teacher with whom I often talk about books, music and shoes (très cultural). Two of the classroom assistants have become my cinema/ soirée friends and constant sources of amusement. I feel incredibly lucky to have had such welcoming and hilarious co-workers- definitely helped me to settle in sans problème.

Given that my timetable was a mere twelve hours a week, my life in Nancy was not all about school. I made friends with students at the nearby Ecole des Mines (engineering school) and consequently got to go to their soirées! This included a ‘rave in a forest’- we were driven out of Nancy to the nearby Fôret de Haye and dropped off at a normally derelict building which had transformed itself into a boîte de nuit for the evening. Dancing the night away in the middle of a forest until 5am was definitely a brilliant Year Abroad anecdote, particularly due to the fact that the toilets turned out to be non existent...Thanks to the ridiculous number of bank holidays the French have we didn’t have to work the next morning either! Win win situation!

Suffice to say I profité-d bien from my assistant salary/vast amount of free time. In France I visited Metz, Strasbourg, Colmar, the Champagne Region, the Vosges mountains, Paris and Lyon. I also went to Luxembourg, Brussels, Saarbrücken, Basel, Krakow, Budapest, Bratislava, Vienna and Prague. My responsable, S, called me la voyageuse (the traveller) and teased me whenever I stayed in Nancy for a weekend. Not only have I fallen in love with France all over again but I’ve been able to travel across Europe visiting countries and cities I’ve read so much about in books.

It’s not only the ‘You’ll never guess where I went this weekend’ moments that I will look back on fondly. S, my responsable always gives me a lift to/back from school if we start or finish at the same time. It enables us to chat, discuss, and more recently have a gossip. Even if it’s just pointing to something and saying ‘How do you say this in English/French?’ the time I’ve spent with her has been not only invaluable but remarkably enjoyable. This summer she’s leaving her lifelong friends, parents and two sons in Nancy and moving to Toulouse to be with a man she met last summer who works as a doctor in Africa. Why? ‘C’était un coup de foudre’ she told me one day- ‘It was love at first sight’.


Things I will miss about France

ÿ The people. Clichéd but very true.

ÿ Filler words in conversations: Bah oui, bah non, bah je ne sais pas, bah franchement! I started imitating for a joke but have now found I do it naturally…

ÿ The food. The French find it amusing that I like strong cheese à la Roquefort/Munster ‘Mais t’es pas une vraie anglaise!’ (you are not a real English girl’) they say…Bah oui!

ÿ Paul the baker’s. Think of it as an upmarket Gregg’s.

ÿ The constant ‘Where is Brian? Brian is in the kitchen!’ jokes from French people. This catchphrase refers to a sketch by comedian Gad Elmaheh who remarks that the same characters appear in every English textbook in France- Brian, Sophie, etc. Most French people I have come across have re-enacted this ‘hilarious’ sketch much to my amusement.

ÿ Double decker trains. We have to get these introduced in Britain. The novelty just doesn’t wear off!

ÿ Nancy in particular Place Stanislas- main square and meeting place for all. Dubbed ‘la plus belle place du monde’ (I can vouch for that) there’s nowhere I’d rather be when the sun is shining.


Things I will not miss about France

ÿ The parking. Oh have I seen some sights this year!

ÿ The lack of queues. It’s in my British nature to form a line quietly without complaining. Don’t judge.

ÿ Avoiding patisseries. I could win a gold medal for abstention when it comes to boulangerie dodging, which isn’t an easy task when the bloody things are round every corner.

ÿ The notorious French bureaucracy. Social Security always on your back asking you to send in passport photos/ birth certificate copies, your right arm, etc.

ÿ The famous Nancy winter weather which came out to play in November (it proceeded to rain virtually non-stop for 15 days; there’s a reason why I went through 6 umbrellas this year!).


Yet all those ‘things I will not miss’ dwindle in comparison to the great memories I’ve got from this year, meeting and teaching people from completely different backgrounds to my own, speaking lots of French and quite frankly having the time of my life. I travelled a lot, I learned a lot and I most definitely laughed a lot.

Sitting here now, I’m feeling nostalgic to say the least. It’s my penultimate day at school, the weather is beautiful and conversation in the staff room today has focused on cheese, smoking, contraception and 60 year old prostitutes. I could only be in one country- la belle France!

Tuesday 2 August 2011

Altea





Yes, I'm lazy and this is not exhaustive. But alas, time is not on my side....

Altea

The most surprising thing about Altea is its beauty, considering it is a stone's throw away from the bright lights of Benidorm (read previous blog to discover just how much I hated Beni-Vegas). Altea, much like Benidorm, is a former fishing village, famous for its beautiful Virgin de Consuelo church with its impressive blue roof. With my amigos in tow, upon our arrival at Altea's tram station (that directly links the town with Dénia and Benidorm) we wandered up the STEEP hill into the town centre.
Luckily, Altea's town centre was nothing like Benidorm's. With its beautiful whitewashed houses, terrace restaurants and general PEACE and QUIET, it was the perfect antidote. Granted, there's not a great deal to do in Altea and the craft/souvenir shops are bloody expensive, but a nice few hours were spent oohing and aahing at the general quaintness of everything. Had a nice meal before wandering into the new town and spending a few hours on the beach- which is best avoided if you don't want to look like a complete idiot when you want to swim in the sea (lots of pebbles= lots of screaming out in pain...).

Let the pictures speak for themselves.





Wednesday 27 July 2011

Benidorm, Costa del terror



Over the last year it's suffice to say I've travelled. A lot. Living in north-east France made it easy to visit Luxembourg, Belgium, Germany and Switzerland easily. I visited 5 more countries in Central/Eastern Europe in March and even made it to Italy for the first time in May (worth it for the food alone). Now living in Alicante, it's harder to jet-set across Central Europe, so being the traveller I am I do my best to explore the surrounding area. The resort of Benidorm lies a mere 70 minute tram ride away from Alicante, so it was this town I cautiously chose to explore one afternoon two weeks ago...


In a nutshell
Benidorm. Beni-York. Beni-Vegas. The most popular holiday resort in mainland Spain. Population: 100 000 (swells to 300 000 during the summer months). Benidorm boasts over 300 days of sunshine per year thanks to its 'Mediterranean microclimate'. It also boasts over 140 skyscrapers (buildings with over 20 floors) -more than anywhere else in the world if you exclude New York. Over 90% of people who travel to Benidorm will revisit at some point. Over 40 000 hotel beds (3rd highest amount in Europe after London and Paris). Over 800 bars. And a ridiculous amount of Brits.

After reading the statistics, I was curious. The rise of cheap package holidays and guaranteed sunshine tempted the Brits (and the Germans, Dutch and Scandinavians) and why wouldn't it? However the vision I'd had of Benidorm in my head was of red faced Brits getting pissed for less than 5 euros, cooked breakfast in tow. Was the stereotype true? And why do people keep going back to the jewel of the Costa Brava?

Upon arrival in Benidorm I was surprisingly optimistic. A new place to explore, maybe it wouldn't be as bad as the image I had in my head. 20 minutes later I was ready to leave again. All I could see were ugly buildings, buses, beer and Brits- far from idyllic. However it wasn't always like this...

In the early 1950s Don Pedro Zaragoza, mayor of Benidorm had a vision: to transform the sleepy fishing town into a tourist metropolis. Apparently his idea to build hotels upwards were to please the people and ensure that everyone would have a sea view (definitely not for financial gain then...). Zaragoza famously drove the 300 miles to Madrid on his Vespa to personally get Franco's permission so that ladies could sport bikinis on the beach (the first place in Spain that allowed this, interestingly). Regardless of his motives, old Zaragoza's plans were successful. Benidorm as we know it was born. The rest, as they say, is history.

Over 50 years later and there are still bikinis on Levante beach (which is surprisingly pleasant if you ignore the skyscrapers that surround it). There are also thousands of British people- red faced as they forgot the Ambre Solaire, wanting 24 hour entertainment and a decent cuppa. A mini England in the Spanish sunshine- Benidorm was exactly how I imagined. After wandering up and down the main 'strip' full of souvenir shops and British bars (I even found a Geordie bar, much to my amusement), I was ready to return to the safety of Alicante.


Now living abroad for the past year has definitely taught me not to pigeonhole and stereotype, 'don't judge a book by its cover' blah blah blah. Yet the all too negative stereotype other Europeans have of 'Brits Abroad' was unfortunately confirmed in Benidorm. I felt ashamed to be British as I witnessed my fellow compatriots drinking, shouting and swearing in the streets at one o'clock in the afternoon.

A moment of respite

A 5 minute walk from Levante beach, central Benidorm

As I walked uphill at the top end of Levante beach I turned a corner and found a cove, just moments away from the hustle and bustle of Benidorm. Barely anyone was there- British ignorance at its best, yet for me it was the only redeeming feature of the entire city. Maybe it's only a matter of time before 'Bradley's British Beach Bar' opens and the peace is gone...



P.S. This Benidorm article is great from The Guardian (where else?)




Tuesday 26 July 2011

It's nearly over...


In 10 days time the amazing experience that is the 'Year Abroad' will all be over. What then? Answers on a postcard please.

Enjoy this. The song that sums up the amazing year I've just had. Discovered it lying in the Retiro park last June and am still playing it constantly. Seeing them live in Luxembourg in April 2011 with 2 great friends made it all the more sweet.


Wednesday 20 July 2011

Bous a la Mar, Dénia


Uncomforta-bull??


Being fortunate enough to spend the summer in Spain means I've been fortunate enough to witness traditional Spanish fiestas. After the madness that were Las Hogueras in Alicante, I got to experience Dénia's Bous a la Mar festival, a.k.a. 'Bulls to the sea' if you translate from Valenciano.

After an early start and a 2 hour bus journey, we arrived in Dénia around 10h30, knowing our bus back was at 22h00. Nearly 12 hours in a small Spanish town with, quite frankly, not a lot to do. After stumbling upon the tourist info and discovering that the festivities didn't kick off until the evening, we wondered if we'd made a mistake. After a quick walk along the seafront, like the naive tourists we were headed for the nearest café and proceeded to spend the next hour and a half chilling outside with fanta lemon and the strongest homemade sangria I've ever had the pleasure to taste. How many hours left??

Biding our time...

Luck was not on our side- in Alicante the main attractions in the town are the beach and the castle, and the same goes for Dénia. After walking uphill in 32 degree heat we reached the castle only to find out it had closed a mere 10 minutes before. Bof, alors. Healed the wounds by going for food...

Nevertheless time soon started to pass on, had a nice few hours on the beach, swimming in turquoise sea and drinking the favourite Tinto de Verano (like sangria but with Fanta lemon) at the beach chiringuito (bar). Before we knew it, it was time for Bous a la Mar.

Now I should probably explain what Bous a la Mar is, given that 'Bulls to the Sea' is a bit of a vague title. Bous a la Mar is Dénia's week long annual festival in honour of the Santisima Sangre (Holy Blood) which commemorates a monk who allegedly saved the town from the plague in 1633 by getting townsfolk to redistribute their bread (hola Communism). Highlight of the year is 'watching bulls run down the main street Marqués de Campo, only to be chased into the Mediterranean sea by those daring enough to enter a makeshift bull ring with them'. The makeshift bullring is open on one side, so people can try to tempt the bulls to jump into the sea. Enough said really.

Seeing is really believing. At 7pm prompt, 5 bulls were let loose in the town centre, running through the packed-out streets down to the port and into the makeshift bullring (Plaza de Toros). Much like Pamplona's now tourist-driven San Fermín festival (otherwise known as the Running of the Bulls) people can choose to 'run' through the streets with the bulls, which can sometimes lead to serious injury, etc. Naturally the girls chose to spectate while the guys stupidly/bravely ran with the bulls. Bulls can run BLOODY fast. After waiting half an hour or so for the bulls to run past us they had disappeared in a flash. We headed to the bullring. Our friends were still alive...

Waiting for the bulls to run past us.

After piling into the Plaza de Toros we waited for the first bull to emerge. Our friends decided to participate in the bullring (slightly worrying). 99% of people in the bullring were male, 50% were probably drunk, 100% fascinated. After the first bull steamed around the Plaza, huffing, puffing and charging anything that moved, it was clear that this was going to be a long evening. I'd originally presumed watching the bulls jump into the sea would be a 20 minute affair, but no. Bulls are clever, we should give them more credit.



Anxious moment when the second bull that came out 'to play' (and also the most fierce) jumped onto what we thought was a safety platform where our friends were. One guy was covered in blood after trying to outsmart the 3rd or 4th bull that came out and a few others were injured. It was both fascinating and uncomfortable to watch. And yes, by the end of the 2 hours, all 5 bulls had jumped into the sea, much to the delight of the spectators.

I still can't quite make up my mind about the festival. It's a tradition, definitely more Spanish than Pamplona with its hordes of American tourists desperate to be the hero for 15 minutes. It confirmed what I knew all along- that the Spanish are crazy! This kind of event would never happen in Britain- animal rights groups would kick up a huge fuss and it would be a nightmare for health and safety. Bous a la Mar is cruel- I felt sorry for the bulls and sometimes it was difficult to watch- don't know if I could go to a corrida (bullfight). At least the bulls didn't die in Dénia, I don't know who fished them out of the sea but someone did...

Tradition. Part of living abroad is experiencing local and national traditions, customs and holidays. Yes, sometimes they conflict with your beliefs, but surely that's partly why they're so interesting.

Another Year Abroad anecdote.

Oh and our friends were fine :)



Wednesday 13 July 2011

An update.

Without realising, this blog has morphed from 'Musings about France' to a standard travel blog. Thought I'd give you an update on life in Southern Spain.

Spain is going well. After an initial shaky start- disappointment that my work experience turned out to be a bit of a con/ doubt whether I could find work, I finally have more of a routine. Teaching English in an international consultancy firm (get me) 5 hours a week and practicing English with 2 adorable Spanish kids in a nearby town. I basically run around playing volleyball/hide and seek/football/tennis/go swimming with the children whilst speaking English. Yes, I'm not working terribly hard but at least I'm working and now earning some money (which makes me feel a LOT less guilty whenever I walk into Zara and inevitably end up purchasing something).

Aside from my lessons, I don't speak English here which is great, HOWEVER over the last few weeks I've spoken more French than Spanish. Which isn't a huge problem for me to be honest- after all I'm studying more French next year. My Spanish is better than when I came, so despite the initial work experience disappointment, all is not lost!

Nevertheless home is a mere two and a half weeks away and I cannot wait. Maybe it's because of the heat (at least 30 degrees every day- I haven't worn jeans/a hoody in weeks), maybe it's because I've realised I couldn't live in Spain. Little things that have started to annoy me about the Spanish- not clearing up after themselves in fast food restaurants, general loudness, rudeness whilst queuing for public transport, etc. Or maybe it's because of something else. Yes, Spain is a beautiful country with great weather, food, amazing parties and spectacular landmarks, but why couldn't I see myself living here?

Maybe because it's not France...


Monday 11 July 2011

Las Hogueras, Alicante 2011. A pyromaniac's paradise.


I've been meaning to blog about the craziness that were Las Hogueras for a while now but haven't got round to it funnily enough.

After 4 fantastic days in Madrid, followed by a 6 hour bus journey I arrived in Alicante tired and, well, ready for bed. Cue my complete surprise when I turned into my street to find an open air restaurant banging out 'pimping tunes' literally outside my front door. Not only that but there was a huge statue which was attracting a ridiculous amount of Spanish children to say it was nearly midnight. It was to be the start of a LOUD and tiring week...
My street, upon my return from Madrid

Every year the Hogueras de San Juan (or Fogueres in Valenciano) are celebrated in various Spanish towns on the 24th June. Alicante is renowned to be the best place to experience the fiesta and quite rightly too. On the weekend preceding the 24th June, statues are erected throughout the city. These statues are meant to be ugly and many of them satirize the news/polititians/popular media figures. Throughout the week, the statues are left to revel in their own ugliness, before they are all burnt to the ground at midnight after 24th June, a public holiday here in Alicante. You'd never get that in the UK, health and safety risk, etc, etc, blah blah blah.

Wandering around

In the week preceding 24th June, there are daily mascletas-public fireworks which took place a mere 5 minutes from my front door. I've never really understood why fireworks are necessary during the day- you can't see anything! You could bloody hear it all over the city though, felt more like a war zone than a celebratory event. Naturally, I made the most of fiesta week (I wasn't working which made it easier) so went out every night. Open air clubs were set up (they were about 3 big ones in the city), my favourite being Havana Club leading from the centre down to the port. Made a nice change from Alicante's Carpe Diem bar where we go dancing every weekend anyway.

Crowds for the daily mascleta

On the 23rd June, there was the international parade, whereby international communities living in Alicante and the surrounding area showcase their talent- this year there were mariachi bands, flamenco dances and Brazilian drumming (my personal favourite).

So, on the evening of 24th June, the ugly statues get burned. At midnight la Palmera (palm firework) is launched from the Castillo de Santa Barbara (castle). This is the signal to start burning the statues, beginning with those in the Plaza del Ayuntamiento (town hall square). It's a busy night for the firefighters who have to hose down all of the statues, as well as soaking all the public intelligent/crazy/delete as appropriate enough to stand close to the inferno. As I said to my friend 'It's a pyromaniac's paradise'. After watching la Palmera from the beach, we quickly moved into the Plaza del Ayuntamiento to witness the burning of 2 statues. Got a bit wet...

Let the burning commence...

The day ended up in Havana street disco, had a fantastic night singing and dancing and reveling. Now as this is Spain and not the UK, the fiesta did not end there. There were fireworks on the beach the 5 nights that followed the 24th. Fan-bloody-tastic! 20 minutes of ooh-ing and aah-ing every night- think I've had my firework fix for the year anyway.

Ready for fireworks on the beach.

Las Hogueras. Had I not come to Alicante, I would not have known anything about it. This is one of the things I love about Spain-towns and provinces have different fiestas, different public holidays, different things to experience. For tourists/travelers like myself it's great to witness, yet it explains why Spanish national identity is at the forefront of politics in this country- there's so much regional pride that it is often hard to visualise a united Spain. Of course this is more apparent in Catalunya and the País Vasco (Basque Country), but coming to Alicante (part of the Valenciano Community) has made me realise regional pride is everywhere. And why not celebrate it?


Monday 4 July 2011

Tabarca


Arriving on Tabarca.


One of the most pleasant surprises I had when I came to Alicante was that it wasn't, well, ugly. I'd always been a bit presumptuous when it came to Spain's Costas, thinking that they were full of sunburned and boozy Brits abroad. Just the kind of people I wanted to escape from, to be quite honest. Hence my surprise as I wandered round Alicante's barrio, or old town as I discovered quiet little squares, colourful houses and not a Brit in sight.

Fast forward 6 weeks and it's still the same. I think Benidorm just up the coast houses all the Brits on the Costa Blanca as I rarely speak English here. In fact, I haven't even had a conversation with a British person here, I hear the occasional voice on the beach but there are far more Germans and French.

Yes, I am not oblivious to the fact that Benidorm and such resorts do exist. However the province of Alicante is famous for its beautiful villages, which I need to start exploring. I started by visiting the Island of Tabarca (or Isla de Tabarca for all you Spanish nerds) last week.

A bit of a history/ geography lesson for you now. Tabarca is the largest inhabited island in the Valencian community and lies a mere 11 miles south east of the brights lights of Alicante. Its population is around 100, which can swell to 3000 during the summer months. Although peaceful nowadays, Tabarca's history is fascinating- in the 18th century, the king of Tunisia invaded the island and took as his prisoners the people living there. In later years pirates used the island to attack the Costa Blanca in the 18th century. Ooh-arrrr!

So after a pleasant 70 minute boat trip from Alicante, we (myself and 4 French) arrived on the island which is just beautiful! It was relatively quiet for a summer day, so we headed straight to the beach armed with home-made sandwiches, fruit and a ridiculous amount of crisps. One sandy picnic later we were ready to hit the water- naturally we spent a few happy hours splashing/swimming around, loving the fact that we could see our on feet beneath us through the clear sea. Absolutely beautiful, peaceful and great for diving/snorkeling too!

After our 3 hour stint on the beach, we started to explore the island, marveling at the sea (which seemed even clearer from a height), walking on coastal paths, eating a much deserved ice cream and annoying the cat population of the island. I felt like I was on a Greek island- beautiful white-washed houses, peace and quiet. Definitely worth the 18 euro boat ride.

Hope you enjoy the photos. My only regret is that we didn't get to sea the island at sunset. I'm a sucker for a beautiful sunset. The trip to Tabarca proved to me that there is much more to the Costa Blanca than obese, red faced Brits demanding a pint and a cooked breakfast. Proof that we really shouldn't judge a book by its cover...



Swimming in crystal clear waters. Bliss.


Escaping the sun.
Leaving Tabarca.

Saturday 25 June 2011

Madrid



I''m not usually one for revisiting somewhere so soon after I've been (with the exception of Paris, where you can take me anytime). I usually prefer to explore new places and add to the increasingly long list of 'Places I have been'. I like the unknown- those moments when you arrive at a bus station/train station/airport without a map/local currency, etc. It makes it all the more worthwhile when you find your feet and start experiencing the place for yourself. Last summer I visited Madrid, Spain's capital for 4 days- the start of 2 brilliant weeks Interrailing around Spain. Almost a year to the day, I was back to visit Jackie (American flatmate from France) who is working there this summer as an au-pair.

The benefits of being (relatively) unemployed is the fact that you can pack up and do whatever you want. I decided on a whim to go to Madrid (booked on the Monday, went on the Thursday, in true Peter Kay 'Packed it, booked it, fucked off' style). Naturally I chose the 50€ return bus ride rather than the 75€ train, so spent 5 and a bit hours staring out at Spain's dry landscape.

A few hours later and I'd checked into my hostel and was off exploring. I love the fact that Madrid's centre is small and easy to walk round, so did just that, stopping to watch protesters in Sol, meeting point and central hub of Spain. After meeting up with the wife, we ate a LOT of cake, had some cider and headed to a small bar in the Lavapies district, the traditional immigrant area where alcohol is generally a lot cheaper. Win!

Things I did in Madrid
  • Met up with friends from both Nancy and Newcastle. Had a great time catching up and swapping stories.
  • Ate a LOT of ice cream. Would have been rude not to in the 32 degree heat.
  • Wandered around Plaza Mayor, Sol and the beautiful Retiro park
  • Swam in the pool in Jackie's complex. She's a lucky one.
  • Ate a LOT of tapas. Found a great little bar where you get a free plate of tapas with every drink.
  • Discovered Mojitos. I'd never really liked them before but this trip changed all that. Brilliant news!
  • Went to a quiz in an English bookshop. Lost. Felt dumb (how am I supposed to know who the last King of Albania was??)
  • Went to an indie club! Danced like no one was watching (although everyone probably was seen as NO ONE was dancing).
  • Sat in parks, watched little yappy dogs yapping around. Saw a lot of protests. Sat down and listened. Spain is angry.
Protests in Sol.

Why Madrid is better than Barcelona
  • Fewer tourists. Yes, there are still a lot but in Barcelona it's just ridiculous. Result- stuff is cheaper.
  • Easier to explore the city centre on foot. You can easily walk from the Retiro on the east side to the Palace on the west.
  • Better tapas.
  • Safer. Not once did I feel uncomfortable or feel like I had to watch my bag.
Needless to say I'm glad I returned to Madrid. This is a young city that has a lot of offer in terms of culture/nightlife and I could see myself living there quite happily. It's a shame it is sometimes overlooked by its Catalan sibling and neglected by tourists. Then again, maybe that's a good thing..

Friday 10 June 2011

Tan-bloody-tastic.



In the winter, I couldn't give a shit. In the summer, quite the contrary. TANNING. Bane of my sodding life right now.

It's probably because I'm in Spain where everyone is
a) Tanned
b) Naturally tanned (bastards).

I would definitely win the award for palest person on the beach in Alicante. I don't even burn and then tan. Year round I am white/slightly red. Pas juste!

After a couple of mishaps with Holiday Skin (some of you have seen the damage and laughed uncontrollably- I bought a mitt soon after), I can't really fake it. I'm sure someone's come up with an 'idiot proof' fake tanning product, but it sure ain't 'Helen proof'.

Went to the beach yesterday for two hours between 4-6pm and managed to burn my stomach and right arm/leg whilst wearing factor 50 suncream. Even being safe in the sun can't save me...

Still, at least I don't look like this:






Tuesday 7 June 2011

Quitting...


Well, I am certainly integrating in Spain. Like 45% of the Spanish youth population, I am now unemployed! Desempleada. Parada. Punto. At the moment, there are 5 million unemployed in Spain. ''Now there are 5 million and one'' someone kindly pointed out to me the other night. Cheers for that mate.

Soooooo to cut a long story short, I quit my job. Strange as I've never 'quit' anything before, but so glad I did. The bipolar boss I spoke about last time is a bit of a nutter- she wanted me to work as an au-pair for a family while she got paid for it as well as working in the office! Ha! What a deluded old crow! Fuck that...

So don't really want to ramble on about it, it's a shame though, especially as I came to Alicante to work and now ironically have nothing to do. Still. It could be worse. When I was bored the other day I thought to myself 'Stop whingeing! You're in Spain, right by the beach, good weather, nice people, etc.'



The job hunt begins...

In other news, I've wandered around Alicante a lot this week (thankfully not alone). There was a medieval market in the old town at the weekend which was cool- busy, but cool. Had a picnic on the beach with my flatmates on Saturday and wandered uphill to the castle area, then went out with some (ex) work colleagues to a random Italian house party (complete with tiramisu much to my delight) and the favourite bar, Carpe Diem. Have been in there 4 times now and can practically guess the entire playlist.

In other news, have consumed rather a lot of ice cream. Win.


Wednesday 1 June 2011

Sexy politics


A website apparently intended to help the British public get to know their members of parliament.

Shexy.



Worringly enough, Boris Johnson's younger brother is high up on the list. The British public clearly have some work to do.

Amusez-vous bien!

Sunday 22 May 2011

In Spain in the membrane

Sooooo la prochaine aventure has begun!
Home for the next few months.

I am now in Alicante, Spain a.k.a. home for a while. It's been a strange 2 weeks, ups and downs, etc. Working in a language school, which DEFINITELY is not as exciting as I thought it would be when I got the job. So far I've been making databases and finding basketball clubs in England/France/Spain/Ireland and just about every other European country I can think of.The boss is bipolar- one minute moody and huffy, the next rambling on about something completely irrelevant, etc. And to top it all off, I'm unpaid! Bof, alors.

Alicante is a nice city, particuarly el barrio, a.k.a the old town, so cute in the day and home to all of the bars/restaurants at night. Had a few good nights out already with my work colleagues (mainly French, much to my delight) in Carpe Diem, Alicante's equivalent to Sinners in Newcastle. (I seem to find this everywhere...) and a few clubs around the port.

Beach is good, there's an old castle and H+M/Mango/Zara and that's Alicante in a nutshell. There's not a great deal of culture, although I did watch a free screening of Grease in the town hall square last week with some CouchSurfers, v. cultural if I do say so myself. Especially brilliant as characters burst into song in English.

Have spent copious amounts of time in Mercadona, supermarket for anyone on a budget in Alicante. I think the cashier recognises me already- should probably get more of a life...

Aims for the next month:
  • Go to Benidorm (only one hour away from Alicante on the tram). Just to see if it's what I've been imagining in my nightmares. I've already started streaming the TV series in preparation.
  • Go to the beach. Get something that resembles a faint tan/ colour in my cheeks.
  • Learn the lyrics to the Sugarhill Gang's 'Rapper's Delight'. So far I can do about 20 seconds.
  • Revise Spanish. Arrived here and realised I can't remember anything. Mierda!


Boredom?
This is brilliant. Cheers Tucknutt. http://twitter.com/#!/kanyewest/status/27590685489.

  • Geordie Shore= my new TV obsession, despite the fact that all of them belong in a skip in Whitley Bay. Trash TV at its finest, although apparently the Geordies aren't too impressed. According to my source (a shit newspaper), Geordie Shore has sparked a backlash for making girls from Newcastle look like 'fat slags'. Brilliant.

  • Listening to this a lot. Reminds me of my last few days in France when all I had was a radio and a shit load of food to eat up. Happy memories.



Soooooo Alicante. So far it's nothing on France......